I wanna have a wedding

I got married before anyone else did. Mine was the first wedding in my little universe. So I had to make it up as I went along. I read how-to books. I threw out etiquette. I did it my way. Although we got married in a Methodist church, there were no readings and no one sang. I gave the minister, who was a friend of mine, a book by a man who was involved in an assassination plot to kill Hitler. I showed Randy the section I wanted him to incorporate into a "sermon", but with my edits. I think it turned out nice. The reception was just a tea, with finger food and lots of alcohol. No dancing, no mariachi bands.

Since that time 15 years ago, I've gone to many weddings. Each one has been a little different from the others. I've accumulated many great wedding ideas. Now I want to have a wedding. I guess I'll just have to save all my ideas for my 20th wedding anniversary. That's only 5 years away. I should start planning now.